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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City? A: To see the Grumpire State Building."

"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."

"He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO"

"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."

"I always thought a shih tzu was... a zoo without animals."

"Why do midgets love playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."

"Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10? Because Windows 7 8 9!"

"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"

"I decided to have that fifth cup of coffee, and now the ghosts of my ancestors are scrolling through my iTunes trying to pick a summer jam."

"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."