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Joke of the Day

"How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser."

"Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention."

"What a bad year... Still can't believe they changed the Instagram logo"

"Why did the plane crash into the ocean? The pilot was a loaf of bread"

"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie."

"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."

"I got a new fishing boat. I call it the master baiter."

"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"

"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."

"Two astronauts in the ISS... One says to the other, ""What's up?"" The other replies, ""Yeah, what?"" I'm pretty sure this is OC, I haven't see it else where."