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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."
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"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""
"A Women' Apology I am sorry, But it was Your mistake."
"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."
"Found the battery for your mom's dildo. http://imgur.com/XBmHG7I. C size for scale."
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"How many panhandlers dose it take to change a light bulb ''There's change in the light bulb?''"
"I bought a backpack that was field tested... ...They didn't say anything about how well it performed on the test, but I was glad that they showed some initiative."
"When I was 20 I took a vow of celibacy... My wife however called them ""wedding vows"""