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Joke of the Day
"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."
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"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
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"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."
"A man tried to find a restaurant using Apple Maps"
"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""
"Paid love costs less."