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Joke of the Day
"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."
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"A man is almost hit by a car. Chrysler averted."
"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."
"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast"""
"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."
"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"
"Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew"
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."