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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Zoo today. I was a bit disappointed, however, as when I arrived I found there was only one dog at the Zoo. It was a Shih Tzu."

"why do comedians always ask such strange questions? because they're telling jokes"

"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."

"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"

"I <3 W... Valentine's day TXT message you send twins if you are unsure which one you are sending the message."

"Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's."

"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."

"shops have changed so much. In my day you could go in with a pound and get a bag of crisp and a magazazine now days they have cameras"

"100% legal to pay a kid to punch another kid in the face."

"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"