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Joke of the Day

"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"

"Whoever just called my mom 3 minutes after she called me You are a God!"

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."

"Can anyone recommend a good movie to kinda listen to while I stare at my phone?"

"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."

"Can someone tell old people about call waiting, turn signals, and debit/check cards?"

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."