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Joke of the Day
"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"
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"Anyone know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? You know, besides the taste."
"Spinach is like Anal Sex If your forced to have it as a child you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house? One more."
"That dentist in the news is getting attacked by the public and so far he hasn't said anything I guess he really took that laying down"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"
"My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever."
"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."
"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"Divorce Mickey - I want a divorce Minnie - Are you fucking crazy? Mickey - No.. I'm fucking Daisy!"