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Joke of the Day

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because its past tents"

"Who was Tupac married to? His Thug Wife."

"My wife asked me to get the house ready as her friend is sleeping here tonight so as an optimist our bed now has 3 pillows."

"Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people? I thought not..."

"If women only knew of the horrors men have imagined to prevent premature ejaculation. We've seen things. Horrible horrible things."

"A Redditor goes on a date."

"My ex got drunk and left me at a bar so I called the police and reported a drunk driver.. #topahole"

"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."

"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."

"[explaining twitter to my mom] Everyone is mad about something all the time and I'm a cartoon"