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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now"
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"Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal"
"Lunch menu at a middle school in Flint, MI: PB&J with some Pb&H20."
"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""
"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"
"The 7 days of my week.....Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday"
"Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill"
"I really wish I knew who removed the jack from under the car I was working on. The suspension is killing me."