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Joke of the Day

"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."

"Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling? Because he's so damn positive!"

"Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

"A carnival worker plans to sue after recently being fired. His lawyers say it is a clear case of funfair dismissal."

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first."

"What do you call a cat that torrents movies? A copy cat."

"Gonna teach a bunch of old white guys the word ""bae"" so teens stop thinking it's cool and it goes away forever."

"How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb? Me, and only me!"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"