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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus"
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"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."
"My neighbour is singing under the shower again. Luckily, i can't hear her through my binoculars."
"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."
"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"
"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."
"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"
"A couple's having breakfast. He says, ""Were you faking it last night?"" She says, ""No, I was really asleep."""
"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"
"A girl called me yesterday and said ""Come over there's no one home."" I went over. Nobody was home."