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Joke of the Day

"I hid a spare key outside my house in a fake rock, then hid that under thousands of fake rocks filled with fake keys. Your move, burglars..."

"Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere."

"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"My friends recently got some copy of his grandfather's auschwitz diaries. They're a little brief though. Day 1: Showers"

"What do you call a black man that flies planes? A pilot, you racist."

"I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me ""sweetie"" too."

"Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests."

"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."

"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""