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Joke of the Day
"What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows? Sorry."
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"What did the pirate captain say to the sucker fish he hired to clean his ship? Suck my *DECK*!!!"
"I thought that whale movie was super offensive.... ...because of all those actors in Blackfish."
"THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. ""Wrong house guys."" ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? ""Yup, happens a lot."" OKAY COOL, SORRY."
"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"
"What do you call a sugar substitute that has poor taste? Sweet and Low-brow.."
"how many Irishman does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2, one to hold the light bulb the other to drink until the room spins"
"Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden."
"I wish I could remember how the hell I ignored people before I owned a cell phone."
"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"