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Joke of the Day

"No, wait. ""King"" is better. Yes, that's it for sure. ""King of the Rings."" It rhymes --Tolkien's suppressed last words"

"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."

"The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."

"The joke about The bed hasn't been made up yet. And the joke about the kitchen... Well, it's too dirty to tell. I have plenty more of these."

"Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now."

"Sarcasm : Because life doesn't come with a free ""stay out of jail card"""

"My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it..."

"A Call for Assistance by Linda Hand"

"Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles. She always had trouble hanging out the washing."

"always carrying a megaphone in case you have to sigh at someone far away"