191903
Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."
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"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""
"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
"What was the smoking bee full of? Nicosting!"
"I let Jesus be my co-pilot once. Terrible decision, really. I was all, ""Drive, Jesus! Drive!"" And he was like, ""No hablo ingles, senor!"""
"How long does it take an Ethiopian Women to take a shit? 9 Months."
"I finally got tinder And after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire."
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part."
"Missing a period is probably a Grammar Nazi's worst nightmare."