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Joke of the Day

"My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree... Now I have a porky pine."

"What should we call Trump's newest scandal? Golden Gate."

"What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !"

"I went on a date with a drinking straw. It really sucked."

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm a hoarder and then I think,""No. But I should probably keep these used band-aids just in case."""

"This is a really offensive football joke... So the defense won't get it."

"What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung"

"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"

"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"