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Joke of the Day
"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""
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"WinRar is not free software."
"Who the patron saint of surveillance? St Francis of a CCTV."
"When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)"
"Hey girl, did you fall from heaven? Because you have a seriously fucked up face."
"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"
"Infants annoy me How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? you nail it's other hand to the floor"
"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."
"Employee: Everything I eat goes right through me. Me: Yup, that's how digestion works."
"Damn baby You drive me #4011."