10347

Joke of the Day

"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""

"What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car? A backseat driver"

"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."

"Lets play railroad I'll be the train and ur the tunnel"

"How can i convince my Buddhist friend that he owes me money from 3 lifetimes ago?"

"I would have fucking loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in"

"Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, ""What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?"""

"The cast of ""Game of Thrones"" had a very special visitor Queen Elizabeth. A lot of the Royals on ""Game of Thrones"" get offed. It leads me to believe this visit was arranged by Prince Charles."

"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."