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Joke of the Day

"To add to the death toll in Paris, this post was enough. She thinks 9/11 is November http://imgur.com/WmkIubI"

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"

"Why does the NSA hate the winter? They got snowed in."

"In which country are they refusing to use wi-fi and bluetooth? In wireland"

"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."

"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."

"I think I just had my first orgasm? I was shaking and my legs were shaking and everything. Then I just realized that wasn't a orgasm, ""THAT WAS A EARTHQUAKE!"" :'("