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Joke of the Day

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"Breaking News: Playboy to eliminate nude pictures from their magazine. ""What's a magazine?"" asked every guy under 30."

"Hey baby are you a unbalanced equation? Because I think I need more of U! Edit 1: Also sorry for the bad grammar in the title sadly I cannot change it..."

"I bet the best way to disguise your surveillance van is not to use van at all. Like, whoa, who's in that hot air balloon? Probably not cops."

"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"I like to be frank and earnest with women. In Brooklyn, I'm Frank and in Chicago I'm Ernest."

"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."