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Joke of the Day
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"
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"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."
"at any given time the urge to sing ""the lion sleeps tonight"" is just a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim away"
"how do you starve a black person? the same way you would a white person.... you racist."
"""Another day another dollar."" - African kids"
"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"
"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"
"What is a detective duck supposed to do? Quack the case! I'll show myself out."
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."
"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"