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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes? Like this."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"What do women and Google have in common? [They never let you finish first.] (#s)"

"If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown."

"What is it called when you're looking for a body killed by a mortician? Formaldehyde and seek!"

"Saw a bumper sticker with a gun and ""I don't call 911!"" Jesus. I hope his wife doesn't fall down the stairs. ""Sorry darlin'."" -*BLAM BLAM*"

"Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was a fun-gui!"

"[OC] Did you hear about this new restaurant they're opening called The Glory Hole? ...Yeah, it's a real hole in the wall."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts? Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck."