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Joke of the Day
"I was feeling a bit down today... So I breathed some helium. It picked me right up!"
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"What do geeks and nerds love but cant have? 80085"
"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"
"What do you call a voucher for complimentary Chipotle? free coli"
"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."
"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"
"No power. Mitt Romney : ""8 Million Americans still have no power."" Obama: ""8 Million and one."""
"What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeno Business You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates."
"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"
"My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler."