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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
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"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"
"Gay jokes aren't funny... ...I mean, come on guys."
"After telling joke that made me seem gay to my friend... I started laughing and said, ""Sorry, I'm not thinking straight."" Badam tsss"
"Have you ever wondered? What it could be loike?"
"*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now"
"I dreamt I was making a salad. I was tossing all night."
"Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots."
"[NSFW] How do you mount your virtual girlfriend? With a hard drive bae."
"""Good morning ladies!"" The blind man announced as he strolled through the fish market."