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Joke of the Day
"Adulthood is where you get excited over a new trash can. *blank stare*"
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"What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl? He turns off his xbox."
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"What did Salt 'N' Pepa say to the nosey chemist? ""It's none of your Bismuth!"" Sorry."
"Why are oceans so salty? Because the Earth is always tilted."
"Karate classes... Because breaking boards on your head is all cool and shit if a House ever starts attacking you."
"There's a gang in my area... There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church..."
"What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center? A plane bagel."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"Squishing breasts an blasting them with radiation to cancer prevention is like... Sticking a Molotov cocktail up your butt and spraying sparks at it for prostate health."