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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who landed in the hospital after shoving 8 plastic toy horses in his butt? His condition is stable."

"What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !"

"How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally? Look for the one with shaved legs...."

"Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"What is the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours? I'll tell you the answer tomorrow."

"Thankful that Five-Fingered Shoes company doesn't make pants."

"I wonder if serial killers watch Criminal Minds like chefs watch the Food Network: ""Oh, bad move, I'd have done it this way..."""

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."