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Joke of the Day

"Why did the plane crash? Becuase the pilot was a loaf of bread. Originated from http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jq58i/iama_request_popsicle_stick_joke_writer/"

"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."

"Turns out, telemarketers don't like it when 5 year olds answer the phone and tell them princess Ariel stories."

"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"

"What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs? A Micromanager."

"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"What was Rihanna's nickname for Chris brown? Beats me."

"One of the underrated 2011 subplots is the battle between local car dealer commercials & hostage videos on who has worse production value."

"What do you call a pickled deer? Dill Doe :D"