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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a cat eating your poop? Scat Cat! (credit goes to RuPaul)"

"I'm changing my name to Ceed. Because all girls want to succeed!"

"I just shot my first turkey today! I don't think they are going to let me back into that store again."

"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"What did Hillary Clinton say when she got to the restaurant? ""Can I have a private server?"""

"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"The difference between my ""Maine lobster"" and my ""main lobster"" is boiling water or a high five."

"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."