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"I used to be able to stop cars with mind Getting hit by one took that away"
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"[on Mars] ASTRONAUT: An alien! MISSION CONTROL: Ok, so A: I choke slammed it MC: What? A: Another one! MC: DO NOT CH A: [choke slam noises]"
"Why are Americans scared of roundabouts? Centrifugal force scales with mass"
"What drink can wrongly convict a black man? Tequila Mockingbird"
"Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him."
"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."
"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."
"3 types of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world of people in this world"
"What did the match box say to the match? You're fired!"
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