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Joke of the Day

"What did the Buddhist say to the Hot-Dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan."

"The only thing I learned in college is that I'm stupid."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."

"When you get to jail, challenge the biggest, baddest guy in there to rock, paper, scissors in front of all his friends"

"What's the difference between your child and your husband? At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit"

"I saw a crazy squirrel today.. He was fucking nuts."

"What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money? A millionheir."

"Tifu by having sex with my friend's dumb bitch I guess bestiality isn't common where hes from."

"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"