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Joke of the Day

"My wife's sexual fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. I think she misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman."

"How do you kill a Mormon? Bore them to death."

"Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund."

"What do horses eat on the internet? Hayy lmao"

"What do you call a camel with no humps? Humpfree! :P"

"What do you get when you mix a bulldog and a shih tzu? Bullshit. Works better if you say it out loud."

"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."

"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"

"Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat? Because they are lazy and have small hands!"

"If I could have a finger on my penis. I could pick'n'flick, with my dick."