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Joke of the Day

"A farmer walks past a tombstone that says: Here lies a lawyer, an honest man, a man of integrity. The peasant crosses himself and says scared: ""Blessed Virgin, three men buried in the same grave!"""

"Mosquitoes This is two mosquitoes that go a bike and back tells of front: Hey, so, who has gotten me Fly in the eye ...!"

"Breaking Ne ws"

"How do you make a little girl cry twice. You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""

"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"

"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."

"I got this really good lifeprotip while in the shower, but I forgot it when I dropped the soap. Ah, now I remember what it was. Never pick up the soap when showering in a prison."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."