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Joke of the Day
"What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon? Just water?"
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"I started teaching rednecks Spanish Se habla espan ya'll"
"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"
"Me: smells like upyou'refreetogo in here. Cop: what's upyou'refreetogo? Me: *finger guns* catch ya later Cop: aww damn lol got me again"
"This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John."
"What do you call someone who worships testicles? Sacrilegious."
" Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."
"What's 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? A selfie stick"
"So I went to an orgy at a campsite last night.... It was fucking intense."
"There's a disturbing movie about an evil German lunatic who creates an ass-to-mouth chain of people who digest each other's shit. You know, that documentary about the Trump campaign."