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Joke of the Day
"Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?"
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"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."
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"dddddddddd ddddddddd dddddddddd ddd ddddddd ddddd dddd Sorry my keyboard was broken. I fixed it by giving my keyboard some Prozac because it was d-pressed."
"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"
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