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Joke of the Day

"I always wanted to be somebody I should have been more specific."

"Dandruff. Plastic bags. Dish soap --> things more interesting than my friends' Facebook updates"

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."

"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"I kissed a grill once. It was pretty hot."

"A Dumb blonde is pulled over by a cop... He says: You were going 95km/h. The dumb blonde responds: but I haven't been driving for an hour."

"What's the difference between fog and mist? If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist."

"I accidentally swallowed some thread a few days ago, and passed it out today. I shit you knot."