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Joke of the Day

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman? No, wait."

"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."

"A group of people walk into a bar... An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks ""is this some kind of a joke?"""

"Dear rock bands, If I am at your show, assume I am both ready and willing to rock. No need to ask."

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"How do you silence an Italian? Cut off his hands"

"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"

"Home made honey mustard ! I have a beehive full of bees trained to eat mustard ... and that is what comes out !"