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"Why is the Computer D Drive always sad? D:"
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"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."
"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
"What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage"
"The urgent care center in town was torn down... ...it was clinically depressed"
"What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song? ""Whib It"" by Devo."
"Why was the photographer arested? Indecent exposure."
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"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"