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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."

"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"

"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."

"This isn't a joke, I'm a Black guy who's in dire need of white jokes.... Give me your best Reddit! ^^^^"

"A chess grandmaster is asked ""Which do you prefer, sex or chess?"" The grandmaster replies, ""It depends on the position."""

"I think the main issue with 'The Hunger Games' is that while her life is at stake, boy problems are still presented as legitimate threats."

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"A woman was looking in the mirror... And she says to her husband ""I look fat. Give me a compliment."" The husband replies "" Your vision is perfect."""

"At an Irish wedding, someone said, ""Would all the married men stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living?"" The bartender was almost crushed to death."

"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"