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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards."
"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."
"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"The Horses decided to form a Senate to govern themselves... But they could never get anything done. ""All in favor, say Yay. All opposed, say neigh."""
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."
"Diet plan: make friends fatter"
"Either people up north are getting friendlier or it's the spring-like weather because I was just told to ""please"" go fuck myself."
"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"