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Joke of the Day

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. So, hate fun or have a fat face, your choice."

"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."

"TIL the american flag planted on the moon is now completely white due to radiation from the sun. Great, now future archeologists are gonna think the French got there first."

"What do ya call a grizzly who's interested in both sexes? Bipolar Bear"

"So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say... Orange is the new black."

"Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm."

"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."

"I was going to tell a joke about Rihanna and Chris Brown But I can't remember the punchline"

"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"