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Joke of the Day

"I really hate it when People punchup the fuckline"

"Bruce Jenner's Gender. . . Is turning into a real Brucehaha"

"Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM."

"Soon a hero will rise. Then he will fall again. Then he will rise and also fall. Wait. The hero is on a trampoline."

"once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !"

"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."

"As a parent, I spend far too much time identifying what's stuck to the ceiling."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers!"