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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys heard of the movie constipation? No, that's because it hasn't come out yet."
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest will blow you."
"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."
"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"
"this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don't know who's winning"
"When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you."
"The homeless problem would be solved if. . . . . the Big Issue had tits in it."
"Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday."
"Pick Up Chinese Girl I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629"
"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."