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Joke of the Day
"Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it's called a credit card."
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"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""
"6yo: ONCE I HAVE CHEST HAIR I'LL BE A MAN & THEN LADIES CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ANYMORE Husband: *dies laughing*"
"What's the difference between the Foo Fighters and Nickleback? Nickleback sucks."
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"Eve says to Adam "" this salad is so good"" Adam says to Eve ""That's the basket with my dirty clothes"""
"What do you call a punchline that makes no sense? A Bobbitt"
"Why can't seagulls fly over the bay? Cuz then they'd be baygulls."
"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"
"a muslim, a jew, a christian and an atheist walk into a coffee shop... and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become good friends. thats what happens when you're not an asshole."