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Joke of the Day
"If a family's last name is Smear, do the kids call their grandpa Pap Smear?"
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"Does your girlfriend have 67 protons? I've heard she's a ho."
"What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time? A human."
"Why Ahmed made a clock? To know when to blow up"
"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."
"[On stage at comedy club] ""Doritos: 11 chips per serving"" *audience erupts in laughter* ""Oreos: 3 cookies per serving"" *audience loses it*"
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."
"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"
"A girl and her sugar daddy are in bed and she's about to orgasm... ""Daddy I'm cumming!"" ""Hi Cumming, I'm dad"""
"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."