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Joke of the Day

"Mr Circle went to go see a doctor after being stabbed... The doctor said his blood loss was very sphere"

"I didn't see mommy kiss Santa, but my sister saw her kiss the mailman, which explains why I'm the only one with brown eyes in the family"

"You know who the most popular guy at a nudist colony is? The one who can walk with 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"The downvote button is not a disagree button."

"You may like your coffee free, but I like mine like I like my women Hot, brown and sweet......and without a penis..."

"Why was the atom laughing? Because part tickles."

"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."

"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."

"I wonder how many calories women burn by... ... jumping to conclusions."

"I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?"