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Joke of the Day

"Why do milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"Rabbits... Rabbits bang like there's no fucking tomorrow."

"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"

"How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty."

"So I decided to submit a joke about Ned Stark's head [Removed]"

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"

"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."

"Did you hear the story about the frog? It was ribbeting."

"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"