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Joke of the Day
"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."
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"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."
"Son asks ""Dad, do you die if you lose your head?"" Dad responds ""That is a no-brainer"""
"Funny shit 52% of all women have used vibrators , the other 48% have new ones ."
"""Stationary shop moves""....."
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
"Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird? It's ill-eagle"
"I made a Wooden Engine.. Everyone was shocked to see that it wood work."
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"
"Behind every fat girl there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you're in the way"