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Joke of the Day
"First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee."
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"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"
"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"
"What's the most efficient way to break up with someone? Murder. I had to post this to r/jokes to keep from implicating myself"
"Don't trust atoms. Don't trust atoms, they make up everything."
"What sport do you play with a wombat? Wom"
"optimist: the glass is half full optimist - the glass is half full; pessimist - the glass is half empty; feminist - the glass is being raped."
"99.9% of people are idiots Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people"