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Joke of the Day
"Why did the house go to the doctor? He was having window pains I'm sorry"
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"If I were Amish, I'd have to convert to Pmish cause I'm not a morning person."
"Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story."
"I just totally misunderstood the meaning of 'Strip Mall' and could one of you guys send bail money?"
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."
"I think the best way to prevent a polar bear from raping you is to just say ""Yes!"""
"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""
"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."
"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."