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Joke of the Day

"Teacher draws a penis on the blackboard. ""Does any one know what that is?"" ""Yes,"" says Tommy. ""My dad has two, a small one for weeing and a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth."""

"Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia."

"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."

"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."

"Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke? Okay, you start."

"Octopus have 3 hearts, what has 13 hearts and no organs? A deck of playing cards."

"Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I'd say I'm about 74% Rice Krispies."

"I didn't quit my job today I wanted to quit, but they threatened to fire me"

"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"

"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""