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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're fat."
"[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."
"Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it."
"Did you hear about Joan Rivers? When they died, they realized she was an organ donor. They used the plastic to make toys for the orphan children."
"Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both"
"How to catch a polar bear. Dig a hole in the ice and line it with peas. Then when he goes to take a pea just kick him in the ice hole."
"It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"