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Joke of the Day

"If you break up and get back together more than twice, I will not listen or care about your relationship problems you idiot."

"*gives up seat on bus for an old lady* *whispers in her ear* ""This isn't over"""

"It's hard to get a lot done when you're busy having a snack every 15 minutes"

"PRO TIP: Name your first child ""butter"", then accidentally take a different baby home just so you can say ""I can't believe it's not butter!"""

"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."

"What tribe is your bicep from?"

"sexy night My wife started to do a striptease just for me. She asked me what should go out first. The light."

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"My buddy went to a Halloween party as Jesus on the cross... Everyone said he pretty much nailed it"

"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."